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Mopsie 08-04-2013 07:10 AM

Corny jokes
 
I work in mental health. My part time job is at a group home. One of the residents loves corny jokes. Everytime I come to work she has a new one to tell me. Then I tell her a corny joke back. I have now exhausted my knowledge of corny jokes. I know I could just google corny jokes but I thought a thread would be more fun!


So what are the corny jokes you know?

Mopsie 08-04-2013 07:14 AM

Here's a joke she told me yesterday:

There are two potatoes standing on a street corner.

How do you know which one is the prostitute?

Answer: The one wearing the sign "Idaho."

:cheesy:

Wrang1er 08-04-2013 07:42 AM

What did one hat say to the other hat?
 
You stay here. I'll go on a head. :)

Gaige 08-04-2013 07:45 AM

What’s Irish and stays out all night?

Pati-o furniture :-p

:moonstars:
http://www.statichukd.com/images/threads/426683.jpg

Hollylane 08-04-2013 09:14 AM

Cute/fun thread Mopsie! :)
 
What does a mermaid wear to math class?

An algae-bra.

Cin 08-04-2013 10:57 AM

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

always2late 08-04-2013 11:35 AM

Two french fries were walking down the road, and one was a-salted.

PaPa 08-04-2013 11:53 AM

God forgive me but I thought this was funny....
 
So, the Three Wise Men have arrived in Bethlehem, and have found the stable with Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. As the enter the stable, the 1st Wise Man ducks through the low door, turns his head and calls over his should "Heads up, low beam". The 2nd Wise Man ducks as well, but doesn't warn the Wise Man following, who walks straight into the knotty pine beam. "Jesus Christ!!" he exclaims, slapping a hand to his bruised forehead.

"You know, I like that better than Irving!" Mary says to Joseph....

VintageFemme 08-04-2013 01:41 PM

=)
 
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
U nique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.

Wrang1er 08-04-2013 02:27 PM

What did the mother buffalo say when her boy went off to college?

Bison! :)

Wrang1er 08-04-2013 02:31 PM

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer.

stargazingboi 08-04-2013 03:17 PM

What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

~You look flushed

Mopsie 08-04-2013 03:32 PM

Here's another one my client told me last week ...
 

Q: What do you call a pig who takes karate lessons?

A: Pork chop! :)

(Said with appropriate accompanying hand gestures ... which made it cuter.)

stargazingboi 08-04-2013 03:53 PM

why did the clown go to the doctors?

~he was feeling funny

PoeticSilence 08-05-2013 03:02 AM

What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?

A doughnut.

Mopsie 08-05-2013 08:12 AM

A classic
 

Q: What kind of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

A: Sanka :)

Heavenleahangel 08-05-2013 08:34 AM

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feely crumby!


Canela 08-05-2013 10:24 AM

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

LeftWriteFemme 08-05-2013 12:25 PM

Why is 6 afraid of 7?


7 8 9...............these are the jokes folks!

MsTinkerbelly 08-05-2013 01:00 PM

Why does a mermaid wear seashells?

Because A is too small, and D is too big.:seeingstars:


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