Are all sounds created equal?

Why do some foods cause different noises when eaten?

If cake is sliced in the forest does it make a sound?

For reals?

Ya'll are still talking about cake?

Would you like to focus on the knife instead since the instrument is critical to the process?

Ummm...how shall I ask this?
Is the clown going to eat some you know what?

Do ya wanna go all the way?

Why must you rebel against the true original?

Can I take rep points away from those who have caused that blasted Send in the Clowns song to be stuck in my brain? Or how about I just give this out to a few folks? :spank:

Why must clowns be so frightening, especially when on cakes?

Am I in trouble for bringing up cake again?

Aren't you so right about that?