Warning Thanksgiving humor... u may find it not funny!
I received a wonderful recipe in the mail today:
Ingredients: 1 whole turkey 1 large lemon, cut into halves salt and pepper to taste butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer Heat oven to 350 degrees Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated. Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer. Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat; Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts. Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes. If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should look like the one in the picture. Bon Appetit http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/gall...hoto=176&cat=2 |
giggles ....what do you call two turkeys F..king off spring ? :rubberducky: next years dinner! < i was gonna say people names that i don't like but i kinda almost like everybody,lol> :canoworms: ****i did that all by myself.. hugs me up good and tight, gawd i crack me up *** |
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Thanks Dean, I'm saving this recipe for that special Thanksgiving when I finally get to meet the "in laws" :cooking: Pashi |
I posted this video in the Fowl thread but after all it is a Thanksgiving humor video :)
http://upchucky.com/holiday/turkey.htm |
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Pashi, can I be a fly on the wall in your dining room that day? |
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:candle: Pashi |
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I like to traumatize the family.
Buy a turkey Buy a cornish game hen. Stuff cornish game hen into Turkey and bake. When Father carves the Turkey, scream loudly. Point out that you TOLD your teen daughters about the dangers of being sexually active. Point out that the turkey is pregnant. It could happen to them. Enjoy the horrified look on everyones face. Rock on. |
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Are you gonna pay for fixing my laptop (it's a fancy dancy little bitty viao laptop) should it become broken because of you not putting a dsclaimer that says you are not responsible for electric mishaps when reading the aforementioned post??????? mmmmmm.....my niece is married to a a very sweet kind househusband who is a bible banger with a preacher, private/home/church school, 'praise jesus' father.....mmmmmmm.............. never mind....you don't have to pay for the laptop if it bites the dust.........I can't wait for the family gathering........ |
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My mother can't even SAY the word condom! :eek: Come to think of it, she can't say the word supercalifragilisticexpealidoshish either. :pointing: |
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I am grateful to a holiday that I don't really want to participate in for this. I'll fix your laptop anytime Sir. :rrose: As long as you video the family gathering. |
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