Warning Thanksgiving humor... u may find it not funny!
 

I received a wonderful recipe in the mail today:


Ingredients:
1 whole turkey
1 large lemon, cut into halves
salt and pepper to taste
butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

Heat oven to 350 degrees
Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated.
Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.
Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on
each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.

Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.

If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should
look like the one in the picture.
Bon Appetit

http://www.butchfemmeplanet.com/gall...hoto=176&cat=2

I posted this video in the Fowl thread but after all it is a Thanksgiving humor video :)
http://upchucky.com/holiday/turkey.htm

Pashi, can I be a fly on the wall in your dining room that day?

ok........not fair at all..............I just spewed my freshly made cuppa tea mostly to the left side of my laptop.........

Are you gonna pay for fixing my laptop (it's a fancy dancy little bitty viao laptop) should it become broken because of you not putting a dsclaimer that says you are not responsible for electric mishaps when reading the aforementioned post???????

mmmmmm.....my niece is married to a a very sweet kind househusband who is a bible banger with a preacher, private/home/church school, 'praise jesus' father.....mmmmmmm..............

never mind....you don't have to pay for the laptop if it bites the dust.........I can't wait for the family gathering........

My mother can't even SAY the word condom! :eek:

Come to think of it, she can't say the word supercalifragilisticexpealidoshish either. :pointing: