Things you should never say on a date.
Things you should never say on a first date.
"Wow, you look soo much like my ex!" |
"Don’t Google me."
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
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"I don't believe in tipping."
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“I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”
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"Can we stop by my mamas house on the way? I need to get some money."
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"I hate to ask, but my ex needs $50 for gas money..."
(it happened!) |
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i think i should say this just for the hell of it LOL. too funny. just to see the expression. |
"I forgot my wallet. You got this, right?"
Yup. It happened. |
"sorry i have just got to see who is texting me:
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"I just have to make a phone call, you don't mind, do you?"
:fastdraq: |
"i hate reading"
total turn off!!! NEXT!!! |
"You are really attractive to me, I am not attracted to thin women".
:blink: |
*my ex this and my ex that*
true story |
"i am not political"
this made me want to poke my ears out!!! |
"You look so nice, I didn't recognize you".
That actually happened, but it wasn't on a date but meeting a friend. I laughed, because I knew what she meant (new blouse) and it just came out wrong. |
Give me your leftovers, I'll eat them for lunch tomorrow. :blink:
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