What will you NEVER be caught doing??
 

I thought it would be interesting to see what limits we have for ourselves....and why we have them (if there's a reason)....for myself....

I will NEVER jump out of a perfectly good airplane....

I will NEVER EVER handle icky bugs..... I cant even WATCH survivor with all the bug eating blech......

I will NEVER feel compelled to watch NASCAR :| (or baseball)


Well thats a start....I KNOW there's many more!

But u play with SPIDERS!!!!

I won't b caught watching NASCAR either

I won't b caught wearing a DRESS

LOL agree with the dress thing or make-up either.

I won't be caught in a haunted house.


I won't be caught on a cruise ship. Something about those freakin huge waves that does it in for me.

I won't be caught ever bungee jumping. I have no desire to jump towards the ground only to (hopefully) be sling shot back up into the sky to fall again. I think not!

Call me a chicken. :runforhills:

I don't care. I prefer to get my thrills in other ways.

Love me for who I am lol.

Wearing a t-shirt. Yep. Not Gonna happen.

My list
 

Shave my body hair off
Wear a dress/"Girly" clothes generally
Wear make-up

:blink:...eating Blue Cheese

saying 'i told you so'

If a butch wears a dress, it isn't a 'girly' dress...it's a butch wearing a dress.

If a butch wears a skirt, it isn't a 'girly' skirt..it's a butch wearing a skirt.

If a butch wears a diamond studded thong, it isn't a 'girly' diamante studded thong....it's a butch wearing a diamante studded thong.

Etc. etc. etc.

Sorry Steph, I know this is meant to be a fun thread, but honestly? I'm really beginning to feel sorry for butches who, through choice or necessity - work for example -, sometimes wear what you so annoyingly refer to as 'girly' clothing. It is the 21st century, right?

Words

You won't catch me posting passive-agressive status updates on Facebook, even though my family has made sure Mitt Romney shows up on my feed EVERY SINGLE DAY since I mentioned his stance on marriage.

But, you will catch me silently thanking the higher powers that I don't share any genetic material with those thoughtless assholes :)

Talking to an empty chair.

I wish I had your strength....

NEVAH!
 

i'd never be caught turning down a diamond studded thong! and love wearing it.

nevah, evah,evah, evah, will you catch me rooting for the red sux. Ever!

I never want to catch myself...
 

~~being knowingly unkind or cruel to someone/something

~~littering

~~talking more and listening less

~~being judgmental (even if I have to bite my lip so hard I taste the blood)

~~eating olives

Katniss~~

Checking a Hereford for fertilization.

yup, I said it.

and I will never be caught apologizing for it ;)

getting a tattoo. Nothing against them. I think they are cool. Just not for me.

Sorry, wasn't trying to offend! I was merely speaking for myself. (as I assume everyone in the thread is)

What's WRONG with olives???:seeingstars:

after thinking twice, ... i just want to make clear, ... it would depend on who gave me the diamond studded thong lol. know what i mean! lol

carrying a purse,,:rofl:

i need to work real hard on the not being caught judging and saying i told you so. i try but i definitely get caught doing those from time to time.

i will never be caught wearing perfume! (although sometimes i brave my allergies for patchouli oil, because i love it so much.)
i'll never be caught owning a tv. c.'s going to demand one when he moves in, but it's definitely going to be his. along with the cable bill. LOL!
i'll never be caught eating organ meat, chitlins, gizzards, pickled pigs' feet, etc. it's a big thing where i come from but it just grosses me out way too much.

Ok this is one of those threads that reminds me of the old site now. Femme and butch stereotypes. I have been the PC police too often lately. So that's all I have to say.

I am with the person that said it up there..

Never ever cheer for the Yankees...

Stealing from anybody, cheating on my taxes, or being honest about my weight.

just friggen priceless right there !!

You'll never catch me eating beets.
You'll never catch me petting a rat.
You'll never catch me watching Masterpiece Theater.
You'll never catch me creating a MySpace profile.
You'll never catch me collecting Precious Moments figurines.
You'll never catch me wearing flip flops in the winter.
and there's many more.

I guess I have more limitations than I thought.

Though I love Masterpiece Theater, I would rather eat a felt hat without a glass of water than to pet a rat...or for that matter collecting Precious Moments figurines.

I do however wear flip flops in the winter when I get a pedi...

Oh, flip flops, never ever.. never, cant do the thingy between the toes, I've bought pair after pair.. .no can do ...

Amen to this.



I will never be caught publicly talking about my three-in-a-bed sexual fantasies involving Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.

i lied about my height for a long time. i decided, ... what diff does one inch make! LOL ;)

LOVE!

I hate Crocs and I hope they are no longer on the market!

Have no clue what marmite is but I will Google in after I post.

I cannot tolerate dirty fingernails and I have hired a gardener to assure I will never have them!

Before I die, just ONCE, I want to actually weigh what my Drivers License says I weigh LMAO.

Honey, then you need to move here to CT where we only have to admit to our height. I have been 5'6" since I got my driver's license in 1986, and I have NEVER been that tall. Last year at my physical, and only with a great deal of cheating, I hit 5'4.5"...My license is up for renewal this year on my 46th birthday and I am only copping to 5'5"...I think we also list eye color but I have no problem with being a brown-eyed girl...