Taken Out Of Context...
The posts coming out of LR 2011 made me think of starting this thread so that some of the fun can continue after the event...
Quotes taken out of context can take on so many different meanings. Here's a space to post the ones that make you laugh the hardest or just leave you shaking your head... One rule: Be kind to each other. Examples: Overheard at work: "Oh my God, I've never heard of one that BIG!" Overheard at the market: "Sometimes they're not as firm as I'd like." |
From my dear friend BillyD moments ago:
"I'm fishing through with my fingers and I couldn't find anything" |
"Sometimes you just have to jump in there and get a little dirty, yanno?"
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Adam Richman...
"I'm leaving, I'm taking my pork and my butterfish with me." |
context unknown
" i've got 3 big ones and they are all smooshy" |
"If he brings it out to me, I'm getting drunk tonight"...
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Quote:
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"you took it out,you can put it back in"
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Oh my you sure had to do some talking, to talk yourself into this one.
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Overheard at Walgreens:
"Honey, that doesn't make it wet enough" |
if its not tight going in you will need to get a bigger one
overheard at work "bitch if i slap it any harder my hand will go thru it" |
"Don't close that! Can't you tell I'm still digging around in there?"
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Why does it have to be so hard?? It hurts
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Something I said today to my Mom that could have been taken out of context:
"Did you put the lotion on her skin?" |
i'll get more on the backside.
its amazing how far it can spread |
In check out line next to the one I was in I heard this,
I sure hope you thought this through, because it's too late to change your mind now. |
No not that one, I like the short ones that wiggle when they shake.
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Overheard at a Moroccan restaurant.....
"We all got our hands wet at the same time!" |
My friend BillyD....
"Dave is rubbing it in and washing it out..." |
Gemme: You should smell the brown. Sometimes it can be root beer but sometimes it can be shit.
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