What SMILIES do you find.......GAME!!!!!
 

DISCLAIMER: YOU MAY NOT FIND IT FUNNY IF U ARE PARTICULARLY SENSITIVE OR HAVE A SPECIAL HARD SPOT/SOFT SPOT FOR SMILIES; PLEASE STOP READING IF U MIGHT BE OFFENDED!!!




Ok lets have a little fun....

We have it appears thousands of smilies provided for us on this web site however some people/animals/vermin/reptiles/spirits/ living and umm.. ....somewhere in the world may find them offensive...
The game is simple

pick a smilie anY smilie and explain why (try to act serious now) why u feel that smilie is offensive.


I shall go first:

:eatthebunny: On behalf of chocolate bunnies everywhere we say this smilie objectifies chocolate bunnies. It shows a little yellow something lusting after us to such a degree that it devours us in such a manner that at no time is the chocoalte bunny asked permission to be eaten....devoured or lusted after. At no time is this bunny, in the smilie, given an out but rather an arm an unidentified arm (perhaps the owner, tempter, true misogynist) just hands over poor chcolate money as if it were mere.... property and then mysterious arm does not even try to protect buny from harm but allows the objectifier to eat bunny!!!
signed:

Binks,
President, Chocolate Bunnies United

:glasses:
This smilie is offensive because the glasses are just outrageously huge.
whytf is that?
Because visual impairment is hilarious?
Because assistive devices are giant and oversized?
Because watching someone struggle to read is the bomb-diggity?
How about some smilies with giant hearing aids or wooden legs?
Would that be cute?
I mean really.


Sorry DeanT- I just can't seem to pull off satire without stepping on the line of plausibility. I've convinced MYSELF that this randomly chosen smilie IS in fact offensive. LOLOL. (Not really).:hamactor:

:bedfuck:

I am not comfortable with this smiley. I think it is an invasion of privacy. I choose not to look. Sheesh!

:leatherdad:

I am offended that this smiley does not have a sexy leather vest on too!

Chocolate bunny trafficking? Say it ain't so!


This smiley is offensive to zombies everywhere --->:zombie:. Not every zombie has flies buzzing around its head. Some zombies are fresher and the smell of decaying flesh is not as obvious as this smiley will lead you to believe.

:weightshock: Not all of us like getting on the scale!

Offensive smileys????????
 

Oh this looks like a fun game....so many are well....just plain gross, I've spent hours looking at all of them.

:fart: Does anyone acutually use this one because it offends my femme sensibilities.

:brainsucker: what the hell is that one? who would use it? Has anyone used it?

:blowingitup: I don't even know what that means, in what context would you use this one?

:tongue: That's obscene but curiously intriguing.

:daywalker: Oh and how come daywalker gets her very own smiley named after her?

:cheesy: <-----my fav

http://www.funny-emoticons.com/smile...h%20tongue.gif

Cause it looks like it hurts? LOL