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Walking outside to retrieve something out of my truck.. And my neighbor waving up a storm and yelling good morning. I wave back and lean into my truck to search for my paper work.
Neighbor yells to me, Hey Blaze? I wanna know where you got those cool looking shorts from? I think my husband will like those, they look comfortable! I look down and turn beat red... Umm ahhh well Ma'am, as I slowly cover the front of as much of my BOXERS as possible, I umm got them from American Eagle and they may still have some... Thank you Ma"am have a wonderful day! I really need to be more vigilant and aware about my shorts lmao |
I woke up about 4 this morning and couldn't get back to sleep, so I watched cable a while, and caught this show called Gigolos.
Oh. My. God. I was laughing out loud. Those guys are D-U-M-B. But nice. Guess you had to be there. |
A hilarious, and somewhat risqué, conversation that began innocently enough with a very sweet sentiment. We were both laughing so hard we were wiping tears from our eyes. I adore the femmes in my life that have no qualms about saying what's on their mind.
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racoon steals cat food
this cracked me up today. just watch the video it'll make you laugh too when he runs with the food in his hands...... lmao |
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my little mama.....asking me how to take a selfie...lol
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my little Lizzie bug....
We were talking about things that would be good for her apartment for cooking.... I suggested a crock pot...and she said "I think I really want one of those Gary Coleman grills!!" :| After I stopped laughing...I had to tell her she meant "George Foreman". Liz being Liz...she was all..."isn't that what I said??" That's my baby.... <3 |
Hahahaha; this is so true!
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I got a shrieky panicked call from my eldest child....theres apparently a GINORMOUS spider in her apartment....
I go there fast as I can (in my jammies) to help her with said spider. I let myself in....and am greeted with the sight of my grown child on a chair pointing and shrieking..... lol She didnt get that from my side of the family.... I caught the admittedly massive spider and rehomed him to a shrub outside...I think his name will be Stanley... |
the latest commercial for hotels.com....
Im a sucker for imaginative ads....and when they include dark humor....its even gooder.... :) |
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Johnny, tell the people what they've won! And something for fun: I totally cracked up at a few of these. |
omg this made me laugh/!!! its sooooo true!!
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Fargo on FX. I laugh till I nearly cry each week.
Billy Bob is just terrific. When I first read about it, I wondered why they would make a series out of a classic but it is great. :scarytv: |
I'm still cracking up....
While trying to catch a 2 pound crazy guinea bird, my roommate and I had to finally pin her between the chicken cage and a portable 3 level wire cage...I yelled at Blade to "block that side" and as he did, the crazy guinea did a complete BACK FLIP trying to get out the other side. The back flip cracked me up...and for a critter who's brain is about the size of 2 peas..she did a great, smart job of evading us for about a half hour and many crazy trips circling the chicken cage. |
I caught the end of the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous....
Its definitely dark humor...which appeals to me....lol |
my mother's dog....trying to bark with a ball in her mouth....lol
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I cracked up at Mawmaw hinting she wanted to be treated to a pedicure.
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