emoticons we have dated
 

I did a diddy on another thread and realized just how true the emoticons have in categorizing (tongue in cheek) with people I have dated. If you want to see the originals, head to BigButchMistie's Life Goals thread (I think thats what it was called, if not, just go to my postings and find it) So here are more...and feel free to add your own...

:frog: he really IS just a frog but we fall for it everytime, dont we?

:snowballfight: how about the one who never grows up?

:bowdown: or the one who puts us on the pedestal and then acts :annoyed: when you show 'em you are human...

ok..here are the originals...

:sumo: been there, done this guy...

:mountie: him too...what a rescuer...

:anothersnowman: frigid in and out of bed...not for me

:badscore: judgemental bastard was SO not Mr Right for me...

:missing: Mr MIA had committment issues and didnt tell me

:fencing: He who always wanted to pick a fight was no good either...

[COLOR="DarkRed"][B]I just want to find someone who doesnt have an emoticon to stick on his forehead....


:hendrix:and dont forget the wanna bee rock star with no real job except as the keeper of your couch and eater of your food...

:detective: or the one who kept you under his radar at all times

:grindevil: and while sex is fine and dandy and better than candy, the horny devil who is never satiated is a pain in the ....well...you know...



Ok..your turns!

:jester: the jester, who took nothing seriously

:seeingstars: The pedestal putter onner who looked up my dress

:canoworms: The gossip

:pirate-steer: The control freak

and last but not least?

:angel: The angel who loves me for me. Not letting this one go.

:pacman: how about the stalker?

:deepthoughts: or the one who wanted to analyze EVERYTHING!

:drool: and dont forget the Instant Relationshiper

:balloon: or the self-inflated ego guy

OH WAIT>...:king: the KING BABY! Everything was his way or he had a :explode:

wow scarily enough I dated someone like that before ........ crazy!!!!


Hmmmm lets see:

The ONLY bio guy I ever dated, who didn't know what to do with what he had :blink:

The bisexual wife who only came into the city on weekends from out of town :bolt:

The girl who made Me take a 38 hr bus ride to be with her, then decided not long after I arrived that she didn't even want Me :wtf:

The butch who, after we couldn't make our cross-country romance work, was pretty quick in finding another partner :overreaction:

My very first FTM partner who was all about :bedfuck: for him and :crap: for Me :annoyed:

Ok, not being judgemental here, just trying to clarify. You are an FTM and went out with an FTM...

You dated a bio-guy, is this before or after you transgendered.

Romance with a 'cross-courtry' Butch? Ok, what gives here, I am totally confused...again, I'm not being judgemental, just trying to clear up the confusion in ma head...

pssst....Cindy....love knows all sorts of positions.... :love1:

LOL thank you all for the emoticon insight. I needed a laugh today.

HEY! Where are you going? You need to :writer: too!


:sparklyheart: there were a few I dated that just popped my pink ..ummm...:censor: so well...

but a few I would still do this too.. :raspberry:

one wanted me to :bowdown:

my reaction? :pointing: I just said "you is funny!"
I think he :outfield: cuz :( his feelings was hurt...

Does it really matter to you? That much? Because guess what? FtM's date each other. And bio guys. And femmes. Butches do it too, and so do Femme's.

Love knows no boundaries, even if the boundaries are imposed by somebody other than ones self.

:knighthorse: I dont want anymore of these...if anyone is going to ride the white horse, dammit, its gonna be me!

:furious: and then there was Mr Potty Mouth





now...on a different note...this is a FUN thread...:dance1:

so lets not fight... :slapfight:

K?

I try never to say anything un-nice about the folks I have dated. Karma ya know. But, I have learned to stay away from:

:praying: the pentacostals

:phonegab: the yakkers

:duck: the ones who inspire me to get their nicks tattooed on my arm. that was just dumb.

:hamactor: the drama queens. I do enough drama inadvertently myself

:happyjump: breeders

:deadhorse: the processers

:beerfunnel: the drinkers

:hiding: the timid

:smokejoint: the druggies

:drool: the instantaneous

:seeingstars: and the crazy makers

which explains why I am here -------->:theisland:

with a ready supply of --------> :duct:

for the next time I get the urge to venture out. :)

YAY Kobi!!! :goodpost:

I know..I know..I have dated alot...but here is more..

:linus: oh the pitifully insecure...

and then there were those who just needed :baby:

and I am never do this type of guy again! :drunk:

and...let me not forget the :spruceup: who said she was a :3butch:...man was I ever :shocking: !!!!

oh this if fun
 

:kissy:

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

I am just posting that this is funny

I've dated a :jester:

and couple of :brainsucker:

and one :stiletto:

and I'm happy to say I'm with the best :daddy:

I don't mind clarifying, hope it helps:

~ I dated the bio guy when I was 19, wayyyyyyyyyyyy before I ever came out as being lesbian let alone FTM

~ I've dated two FTM's actually; and I don't think it really matters if I dated a femme or a butch or an FTM or even an MTF what matters is that they love Me for who I am and vice versa :thumbsup:

~ I live in canada and I dated a butch who lived in Louisiana, so while it wasn't actually across the same country it was still alot of distance that just didnt work out

Love only knows what it knows and as long as its right for Me, then thats all that matters :)

I :heartbeat: you damnit

slight derail...
 

the best question to ask while dating, is "what are you doing back there?" :backdoorsex: otherwise you might end up like this :overreaction:

:analprobe:

JUST TRY IT!!! :batmoose: