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SuperFemme 11-06-2009 10:47 AM

Ass Pirate Support Group
 
I'd like to create a space for Ass Pirates, the people that love them and the Ass Pirate Curious.

Where is DaddyBoy?

A.K.A. Captain AP?

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 10:53 AM

Monkey throw poop, which doesn't honor the sacred Ass.

Pirate is more appropriate, and I'm sure we can find one who pillages with a sock monkey in hand.

Abigail Crabby 11-06-2009 11:02 AM

Not sure exactly what an Ass Pirate is - but I like the thought of pillaging :)

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 11:14 AM

I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.

The_Lady_Snow 11-06-2009 11:16 AM

Monkeys are hells gate keepers, Flying Monkeys even worse.. Sock monkeys are tolerable and who does not like a nice piece of ass once in a while.. Ass pirating is an art and requires Gun Oil:p

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 11:18 AM

Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?

The_Lady_Snow 11-06-2009 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 1206)
Oh.

Gun oil.

Is that made out of guns?

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/94166/200.jpg


Gun oil..

That is all

The_Lady_Snow 11-06-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme (Post 1203)
I will admit that even I don't know what an Ass Pirate is.

Hence the need for support.


Well known ass pirate

http://vfrworld.com/photos/data/810/...ley-745986.jpg


:D

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 11:28 AM

For some reason, I am thinking Salad Shooter.

Novelafemme 11-06-2009 11:30 AM

<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

Just_G 11-06-2009 11:35 AM

Wednesday was National Gun Powder Day....that would have gone well with your Gun Oil. Maybe that is just a local thing...and they just call it a "national holiday" because they don't get out much around here.

The_Lady_Snow 11-06-2009 11:37 AM

Salad Shooter---

http://parentzing.files.wordpress.co...ad-shooter.jpg



Salad Tosser---

http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-con.../10/gooner.jpg

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Novelafemme (Post 1213)
<blink>

whispers...i do believe you might mean "salad tosser"???

I did until the gun oil got involved. Now we've graduated to salad shooter.

Oh the visual!

SuperFemme 11-06-2009 11:38 AM

Oh My Gay! I just peed a little. That is all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow (Post 1217)


Just_G 11-06-2009 11:50 AM

He is an ass clown!!

The_Lady_Snow 11-06-2009 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G (Post 1225)
He is an ass clown!!


http://images.chron.com/blogs/beltwa.../oreillyno.jpg


Ass Clown:rolleyes:

Paphigleo 11-07-2009 07:46 AM

not an ass clown/monkey or salad shooter...
 
Arrrr Me Matey's

Diavolo 11-07-2009 09:02 AM

When LTS said Gun Oil, I thought

http://media.midwayusa.com/ProductIm...ium/126157.jpg

A swing and a miss for Mr. D.


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