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The Anti-Bucket List: Things Not To Do Before You Die
Things I could do, but more than likely won't do before I die:
(because sometime "never" is a good thing)
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Sky Diving Mountain Climbing Bungee Jumping Going to Africa on a Safari - the flight alone would do me in The lots of walking thing - yeah, I am with ya on that now, SF White Water Rafting |
Cute thread...
1. jump out of an airplane 2. play in a pro football game 3. adopt a wild guinea pig 4. take a course in Latin 5. bite the head off of a snake 6. stop shopping 7. go by the name "bud" 8. learn barrel racing. 9. Go to a wrestling match. 10. Learn to change a tire (that's what triple A is for) |
Hmm, I'll have to really think about this thread some more before I post.
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Ha. I am loving some of the response.
"bite the head off a snake" made me pee myself a little. |
My Anti~Bucket List (OR: Is that a hole in Your bucket or are You just incontinent?)
~ Re-marry my ex-husband ~ Become a tattoo artist ~ Become a professional trapeze artist ~ Pass gas in public........wait....ok, nevermind on that one ~ Become a professional belly dancer........in Antarctica ~ Speak Czech fluently ~ Tango with Martha Stewart, John Stewart or Stewart Udall. ~ Fill up this bucket. :| |
Tease a bear with food.
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but i have been a fancy chef and used to own a gun and no kids no spray tan:confused: i don't mind walking but the bee keeping and wrestling would probably make my bucket list, not the anti list lol |
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*get struck by lightening
* fall off a cliff *get run over by a bus *wear a dress *wear high heels *chase a mountain lion *go barefoot in snow *go barefoot in the desert *run a marathon |
~ eat liver - any liver - any liver pate too
~ climb mount Everest or Kilimanjaro ~ own a monkey - like a real one not a bucket of them ~ clean out houses for a living ~ go to the north pole - and yes as an Albertan I am still many km away ~ attend a crystal bowl ceremony - I can hear my dirt dog self howl |
i put "fancy chef" on mine because all the cooking shows/blogs DO make me feel inadequate.
i'm never going to be on top chef, martha stewart, rachel ray, paula dean, or any such thing. i MIGHT do that show where the guy goes everywhere and eats the stuff that wins you money and a t-shirt. like the 5lb burrito and what not. so yeah. i felt the need to go there and explain. |
Don't EVER chew on aluminum foil if you have fillings
Just DON'T Do It...EVER, Dylan It only takes once to learn that lesson |
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Right? Damn foil melting to my Certs. Arrrrggggghhhh. |
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Ohhh bee keeping? Good one SF. For sure never EVER gonna do it. I haz a phobia and hate the nasty things...yeah yeah yeah pollination WHATEVER!
Don't stick your toungue on a cold metal pole either Dylan! Having sex on the beach, I've heard is over rated and not like the movies. Sand gets in your crevices. And if sand gets in there, then little bugs that live in the sand can get there too. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER take your pet guinea pig outside for a walk on a nice day. I did this once and 10 seizures and one famous vet school later - the poor little thing was brought out to me in a cake box. :( Heat stroke. Don't take love, any of it, for granted. I will live without ever whitewater rafting too. I will try to avoid mountian/rock/cave or (drunk) carside climbing in this lifetime too. I really can live without ever seeing the inside of a volcano, experiencing an earthquake or seeing antartica. I have seen the hoover dam, if it's on anyone's bucket list - I can save you a trip. It's water in a hole and it's about 1000 degrees outside. You can also see the grand canyon on the way to las vegas from an air controlled plane seat. I made the mistake of going and looking at that big red hole too. Walked right up to it. Yes, I ventured outside in 112 degree heat to look at a some big red rocks. Donkey's, it was suggested, could take me into that hole. Apparently, people pay to do that. Wow. Just when you think the trip couldn't possibly be worse, a poor little donkey has to cart my fat ass closer to the big red rocks of whatever is down there and back out again? hmmm. I liked donkey's too much to consider it. I can live without ever taking a cruise. Aside from the fact that the ocean is all pretty (well it used to be before big oil got a hold of it) I prefer to see land when I look in either direction. I also have noticed more and more episodes of Forensic Files about unsuspecting partners who don't come back from cruises. I don't trust anyone surrounded by nothingness. I will never eat the following: snails, rocky mountain oysters, squid, rabbitt, snake, monkey brains, ostritch eggs, pheasant, or raw eggs. I will never again go to a tanning bed. I was not intended to tan. I would have to start now to have a tiny bit of color by Christmas. They are bad, bad, bad, bad for you. |
adorable wins.
with the Forensic Files and disappearing cruisers. we may be sharing the half a brain i have left. |
Oh my gravy! Is that why I've been smarter then normal?
Mine misfires constantly and stops working so I KNEW it wasn't mine! LMAO! I have to go plan a bank heist with my new smarts. What is half of a genius IQ anyway? I totally plan to use it for evil. he he he. |
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That's where I fuck it up. I only plan HALF a bank heist. Never works. |
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I have eaten raw eggs... why did someone not tell me about salmonella (sp?) I didn't get it, but I might have and that would have been bad bad bad. But whipped egg whites with sugar is good...even before you put it on the pie to cook ...honest :canadian: Squid and octopus is overrated the the opinion of my tastebuds |
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