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HOW'D THAT GET THERE?
While cleaning out a closet today I found something that NEVER belonged to me. I don't even know who it did belong to. When I found it, I went :wtf:
:| I picked it up like evidence with a trash bag turned inside out, cuz I haven't a clue who wore it, or what they did with it, or where it had been. :| Thought it would make a cute thread. What is the strangest thing you've found while cleaning. Or What did you find that you thought was long gone or lost while cleaning? |
When I was living in a dorm for the first three years of my first B.A. One day I was cleaning under the bed (which was...terrifying lol) and found a muffin I had taken from dining hall a few months back. It had not moulded at all after all that time...I swear you couldn't break this thing with a sledgehammer. My friends and I tried slamming it against the wall/floor/with various objects...this muffin would not break. That's some damn good preservatives... :| Also have no idea how it got under the bed...lol
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My son's sweet tooth....
I LOVE the title of this thread!!!
When I found 3 empty tubs of Whipped Topping, an empty box of Dunkin' Donuts, 2 empty tubs of Marshmallow Fluff and chocolate ice cream syrup and a HUGE bag of half eaten mixed candy, melted together in a nasty lump, all ooey gooey stuck to the sides of the duffel bag along with loose tobacco, cigarette papers, cigars and empty Camel packs in my 16 year old son's room, I confronted him... his response was "How'd that get there?" I wanted to squeeze his ears together!! |
My daughters room usually stays relatively clean. Even though she keeps it picked up sometimes it needs a good deep cleaning.
On one such deep cleaning day I went into her closet and found roughly 200-300 pennies. :| A little mystified I ignored it and went on about what I was doing. I lifted her mattress to vacuum any crumbs or stray dust balls and found another 100 or so pennies. :wtf: ? She comes home from school that day and I told her I cleaned her room. Eyeballing me suspiciously she dissapeared into her room. She came back out a few moments later looking PO'ed but didn't say a thing. I couldn't help but smile and asked "Are you missing something?" Fastforward a few days later...I caught her taking pennies out of my change jar...Not the silver, mind you.. just the pennies. :thinking: |
Come to think of it...
The family that moved into my Aunt and Uncle's old trailer might have found "strange things" under the bathroom vanity? When my Uncle would bathe us 3 very young girls, he was VERY impatient and rough. He HATED to wash our hair so he would use gallon jugs or buckets to dump water over our heads and he'd push us down with his hand just below our necks. My sister and I hated to be near him, I'm sorry his daughter was stuck with him. I seriously hated bath time and would hide his gallon jugs under the bathroom vanity where there was a gap in the floor. I prayed he wouldn't find them. I wonder what the next family thought when/if they found them? Quote:
*smiles* This made me think of my cousin... as a toddler, he would ALWAYS carry one penny in his left hand (which would turn green from the penny) and suck his right thumb. |
When I bought this house I had been cleaned by maid from top to bottom,we moved all our stuff in over two days,one morning my son ask if I had droped any pennys..no I said..all my change goes in the big jar(a big 5 galon water jug).Any how he found them in the washer,dryer,in every room in the house then put them in the jar..Thinking they were all picked up I forgot about it,well it wasnt long before more pennys showed up in every room in the house even the cabnets,after picking them up for a while I now just seep them under something cause they just come back if I pick them up,as many as I have picked up I wish they were dollar bills..but every penny helps.Its been near four years and I still have no idea where they came from.
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Blade....I want to know what it was you found....
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Panties in the glove box in my truck.
Come on Blade, you have to tell us. Heh Heh! |
in a duplex i lived in: a baby ball python in my kitchen cabinet
(i think somehow it must have escaped from the upstairs neighbor when they moved) |
when I lived in my trailer, I found a condom in its packet, on my bedroom floor. It just showed up there one day. In the middle of the floor. I was not sexually active. I didnt have any left over from when I was. It wasnt a brand I used. My daughter had stayed at the trailer when I was in the hospital but she is allergic to latyx so she has to use animal skin ones. I knew it wasnt hers. Its not like it fell out of someone's pocket...no one and I mean no one goes into my bedroom. (I am seriously celibate).....
right in the middle of the floor.... |
When I moved into my apartment I was looking through the kitchen cabnets.. There was a lil board that looked loose in the back of one.. Inside where like 20 wash clothes rolled and stacked on top of one another.. I put on gloves and opened them.. Nothing was inside of them and they were hidden pretty good.. hmmm.. Have no idea why or how they came to be.. Some of them are still there, lol
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I've found everything from disgusting, rotting food to change to those little rolled up horoscopes in various corners, crevices and crannies of some of the places I've lived.
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Nothing is as bad as moving into your grandma's old house (because after almost 30 years together she finally moves in with her bf) and finding her porn stash and "toy" box in the false bottom of an antique cabinet...:blink:
I love my grandma dearly and I'm happy that she has a healthy love life, but still...that's my GRANDMA!! LOL |
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My dad tried to make me eat them until I took two of them, stack them 2 high, and stepped on them with both my feet one on top of the other and said ... ahem, and you want me to do WHAT with them biscuits under my feet dad? He looked down, saw me standing on them, and said, uhm, Never mind, see if the dog will. LOL Me and couple cousins took the entire plate of them out the back door, and played baseball with them. Hitting them with the bat to see who could make a biscuit go the farthest. I am lauighing as I type. LOL:superfunny: Had the dog ate them, he'd be :hospital-snoopy: |
After mom passed I was going thrue her cedar chest and at the bottom if found a very old copy of a book called memoirs of a woman of pleasure with some explict notes to mom with the inital J at the bottom...no I hvent read them even after all these years..nor the book.This surprises me cause she was an uptight peron about such things so I never thought of her being this way.
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while cleaning out a closet, note: not my closet, but in my house...I found a bright red, lacy, with black stockings with the garter attached complete with undies to match, whatcha ma call it cuz I don't know what you call it. All I know is it was never worn for me and was never mine Don't have a clue where it came from. Picked it up with a trash bag turned inside out. Ewwwwwwww.....shakin my head. Someone must have gotten some fun out of it.
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so THATS what you were talking about, Blade! LOL
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living with my mom one sumer when i was about 19...she wanted me to flip her mattress one day..i guess she realized what i was about to find bc as i was lifting it up,she come walking quickly into the bedroom as i looked down--there between the mattress and box springs was a dildo :| a look of shock that quickly turned to surprise passed over her face then she asked str8 faced "what the hell is that and how did it get there"
there are just some things you dont wanna imagine about ur momma! |
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