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little_ms_sunshyne 11-06-2010 09:43 AM

Bring on the Cheese.....
 
What is the Cheesiest Pick-Up line you have ever heard????? or Maybe a cheesy joke? They always make me smile :)


Pick-Up Line: "Are you wearing space pants...cause yo' A$$ looks out of this world!"


Joke: What type of bees make milk? BOO-BEES :)

Miss Scarlett 11-06-2010 10:11 AM

I was asked this about 20 minutes into a first date: "Your bed or mine?"

That brought the evening to an immediate conclusion and there was NO second date.

little_ms_sunshyne 11-06-2010 10:36 AM

I bet. It gets old!

Legendryder 11-06-2010 10:40 AM

There is the ever popular......"You must be tired, cause you have been running through my mind all day."

No, I have never used it. I am a non cheese kinda guy.

Kobi 11-06-2010 11:47 AM

"Lets have breakfast....should I call you or nudge you?"

CeriseNin 11-06-2010 12:02 PM

Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

little_ms_sunshyne 11-06-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CeriseNin (Post 222159)
Cheesiest line ever used on me was: Hi, there, I have amnesia. Do I come here often?

:-/

and people think this works...which only means that someone has fallen for it before. LOVE IT! Cracks me up!

Strappie 11-06-2010 01:03 PM

When someone asks you while in a hug and they think you smell good and they say.... Wow you smell good, What are you wearing. They respond with "you later."

Tucker 11-06-2010 02:25 PM

Most ridiculous I have ever had the pleasure of hearing
 
"Man, your legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves."

Needless to say, I walked away.

kookybroad 11-06-2010 02:43 PM

I am a natural blond and I get "can I see if you are a true blond all over"? Yep, that is not a way to win this gals heart, lol.

deb_U_taunt 07-16-2013 05:05 PM

worst ever: wanna come to my house and play checkers? I jump you, you jump me?:passinggas:


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