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Mr Bent- celebrity or are we just stalkers?
Someone (Mr. Bent) has almost 7,000 visits to his visitors page, so in honor of such a status, I figured I'd ask in his own very poll.
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I have visited Mister Bent's page a few times...
BUT NOW... I will have to visit it daily - maybe even a few times a day -- Perhaps I will read all of Mister Bent's visitor messages. Perhaps I will follow conversations. Perhaps I will leave little messages. Perhaps I will be part of this phenomenological experience (I think that is a word). |
Never gonna give never gona give....
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Maybe everybody who stalks Mister Bent!
Wants to do the Nasty Nasty with him! ***Gasp Not admitting if I did or didn't! |
No, I like him because he uses a cap.
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I've been rickrolled
What the hell?
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I don't know if Bent uses a cap, but there have been more than a few times I've wanted to pop a cap in his ass........
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I prefer Paul Mitchell Dry Wax.
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I'm not really sure how I can participate in this thread. Am I stalking myself? It all feels so *Black Swan.* |
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Here'a thought.
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Back to your original question Lady Snow, do I look? YES! It's like a bad car accident on the highway, I HAVE to look. Information is power you know, I like to do foreshadowing about "what might happen" to him and also because I like it when he's about to step in it. This goes back to our own childhood trauma which we won't go into right now, but if you've seen "Mommie Dearest" or watch "Squidbillies", or the Brady Bunch vase episode then you know what I'm talking about. Asking why I go to his page is like asking an average person why they read the Enquirer at the checkout. I don't buy it but of course I look!!!!! I need to know who was impregnated by aliens and who looks bad in a bathing suit. It's not about why I look it's about why wouldn't I????? God, I'm awful and going to hell. http://lh3.ggpht.com/_OoL3cuZer_0/Ss...n%20Served.jpg A turnstill on his profile would be fun, or maybe just a sign like this one where the number keep changing in big neon! |
This is just like a celebrity roast and Mister Bent is Shatner.
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Yikes
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I, too, am often asked
"How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome?
It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways." - The Shat |
It all started...
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Pull your blinds down.
I think these lyrics are appropriate as to what my intent with the Bent is. (I may also be hoping he gives mustache rides.) "I'm coming around Better pull your blind down I'm coming to get you I'll creep 'round your garden til daylight I'll look thru your window til dawn I'm hoping to catch me an eyeful Of you doing porn" http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1O...tacheRides.jpg |
I had to look.
Then I needed to look at the gallery which I hoped would explain the cap. Then I got sucked all up in the story of Ben. Then I had to go back to the famous person's profile to see the number because I forgot the first time around. |
I am totally stalking Mister Bent! I am certain that at least 3/4 of those views are from me, during sleepless nights when I can think of nothing other than, "who is this guy? what makes him tick? what's he up to now?". Inquiring minds must know!
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Having never been to Mister Bent's page I decided to visit to see what the fuss is all about. I poured myself a glass of scotch neat, settled back in my arm chair, eager to read all the happenings....but alas, no visitor message page!
I was disappointed to say the least.... |
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