Hello.. I'm the new kid in the lunch room
 

Hello, I'm Lia..

*adjusts name tag*

I am not a fan of kittens, I've never worn Crocs and football bores me.

*waits for tomatoes*

OK so while that's all true, I'm totally cool with people who have kittens that wear Crocs while watching football. I embrace diversity.

I'm a femme.. bigtime. I fling skirts and shirts all over the place while trying to find the perfect thing to wear with the heels I adore. I fuss over my hair, adore Chanel and firmly believe Julia Sugarbaker should have been my mother. That really has nothing to do with anything, I just had to put it out there.

I'm also a nerd.

I'm so invisible to the community that I'm often considered the sweet girl next door that the boys just don't visit... *aw, that poor girl needs a date* .. I'm sure that's what the neighbors must think, though I'm not sure how they can miss that big pride sticker on the back of my vehicle. Or the fact I used to kiss my ex roommate (AKA ex wife) ..

Hippos frighten me. Again, a sentence that has nothing to do with anything, just random personal trivia.

Lovely to meet you all

Hi Lia
 

Welcome to the Planet, I'm sure there will be a few things that scare you here but for the most part there will be a lot of good things you find here.

Musicman

If I've survived the laundry pile, I can do this.

Thank you for the welcome :)

Hi Lia!
 

Lia - as a newbie to a newbie Welcome, I am finding it a very diverse community. you will enjoy yourself, I am sure. :)

Welcome aboard, Lia. We don't bite (much).

Welcome to the most awesome place!

PS: I love your identity statement that the only hiking you do is across the mall!

Perfect:)

:bunchflowers:

hi, welcome. mall hiker :)

Welcome and enjoy!! ....again :)

welcome to the Planet :)

WELCOME! The Planet rawks!

Scubadyke - Right? lol

Thanks, again ;) .. Love the pic BTW .. He was one of the more underrated Muppets but amongst the more hysterical.

Thank you all so much, looking forward to making fantastic new friends! So uh, is there a better way to navigate this on the iPhone?

Welcome Lia, enjoy yourself here....

Hi Lia. Welcome to the Planet. Are you our Christmas Present? My bad. :|

Welcome to The Planet LiaPDX. Enjoy!