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Funnies that tickle me (a thread dedicated to laughter)
for posting things that make you laugh, for sharing the laughter with others
a joke a video a picture as long as it makes you laugh... laughter really is the best medicine. |
Reasons Not To Mess With Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". |
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute." |
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?" |
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the
table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples." |
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Some people just need a High Five.
In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. |
President Obama should go on TV and ask people to not eat yellow snow, if only for the joy of hearing Fox News explain how good yellow snow really is.
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my dog likes looking over my shoulder at the computer -- I think this might be what she's learned to do while I'm away... http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3...9zy5o1_500.png |
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I woke up to discover that I had done some heavy breathing (sleeping people, sleeping) on the Heytell Application this morning...I hope she liked it :)
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Kitten and a feather
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me fave commercial to date...
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