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Medusa 01-28-2010 12:39 PM
Signs of The Apocalypse
 
* I have eaten salad for lunch TWO days in a row now.

* I did NOT "save" 3 empty binders from the trash at work just now.

Diva 01-28-2010 01:21 PM
I know why I procrastinate.
Because as soon as I get my home organized......

BOOM!

:|

apretty 01-28-2010 01:32 PM
the apoc is coming! i'm going to do 2 hours of martial arts in a few hours and so far i'm still going and haven't succumb to any of the tiny voices that are telling me that i can't really (and nor do i want to) do this whole thang.

IrishGrrl 01-28-2010 01:32 PM
it is comming.
Jack actually pooped outside instead of the carpet TWICE today!


:flyingpig:

NJFemmie 01-28-2010 01:48 PM
Yeah, it's coming. I know this because I am convinced that my photocopy machine is the anti-christ. Anti-Christ is acting up today big time.

(I have a feeling it's summoning the four-paper trays.)

Cyclopea 01-28-2010 01:59 PM
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/s...in_wink350.jpg

Diva 01-28-2010 02:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cyclopea (Post 40808)


MY EYES!!!!!!!!!! OH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!

:overreaction::runforhills:

cara 01-28-2010 03:06 PM
For me, the sign of the apocolypse was a few months ago when I started running (okay...jogging) to the bus stop in the mornings so I wouldn't miss the bus that was about to leave. Waiting in the cold for 15 minutes until the next bus just isn't any fun.

:stillheart:

Medusa 01-28-2010 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackhammer (Post 40858)
For a brief moment I thought you were talking about me, I haven't pooped on the carpet at all this week.
:goodscore:
That wasnt you?? :chocolate:

suebee 01-28-2010 04:09 PM
My dog came when I called her today. :|

Gemme 01-28-2010 06:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackhammer (Post 40778)
Anything shiny or metal you need to save and bring it home.
:gimmehug:
Do. NOT. Encourage. Her! :blink:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackhammer (Post 40856)
This Jack got a speeding ticket last night.
67 in a 55

The end is near :vigil:
Maybe the lead in your feet is recycleable? :eyebat:

I know I turned mine in and got more money in my account.

Funny how that happens....*pondering*...

chefhmboyrd 06-28-2010 09:47 AM
the signs
 
my nephew told me he is getting married

blush 06-28-2010 10:35 AM
Elton John is singing at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.

TenderKnight 06-28-2010 11:17 AM
hmmm..

We have a galloon bucket of Elbow Grease lube at work with an expiration date of 12/12.. I am very convinced that when the time comes, the four horses and horsemen are going to be busting right out of that bucket.. Will keep you all posted..

Enchantress 06-28-2010 11:25 AM
I am making a list of things to do and plan to:

A. Not lose the list
B. Actually look at the list (daily)
C. Do what's on the list
D. Mark things off as they are finished

I believe the next apocalyptic seal is about to be broken.

Stay tuned.

Words 06-28-2010 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cybersuebee (Post 40868)
My dog came when I called her today. :|
Isn't that a litter - erm - perverted? LOL...

Okay, on a more serious note....the end must be nigh because for the third time in less than a month, the government has just give ME money. It's actually rather frightening:(....

Words

Mitmo01 06-28-2010 11:34 AM
Elton John taking money from that fucking rush limbaugh to sing for that douchbag....


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