This thread is called:>>>>What you'd like to say, but what you do say...
 

To this guy, today......


What I DO say: "Sure, no problem."

What I'd LOVE to say: "I found this whole can of just-shut-the-fuck-up
at a yard sale, the other day...

But, you may not have it, until after I have punched you very hard in the throat, you cock-sucking, mutherfucker."

When i went to pick-up my Kasey's prescription at the pharmacy, there was no one in line and 4 people working behind the counter filling bottles and such...the pharmacist said to me "would you mind waiting 5 minutes until my helper clocks in?" :|

What i said: Sure, I'll go and pick-up the other items i need.

What i wanted to say: you are kidding, right?

<--------- Has no filter. They get what I give them.

What I said: "I'm sorry, I think I ordered the squid with ink sauce and portabella mushrooms"

What I'd like to say: "What the Hell is wrong with you? Since when does an egg salad sandwich on white look like squid in ink sauce?"

What I said: Sure!

What I wanted to say: You need major edits to 43 signs in 1.5 hours? No problem, let me rustle up my time machine and I'll have them ASAP.