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Arwen 03-07-2010 01:04 AM
Shit My Friends Say
 
This thread is for that random stupidity that you hear at 1am at your friends' house when you have been up far too late.

Drunk posting encouraged but not required.

Medusa 03-07-2010 01:05 AM
Is THIS where I talk about the "ice thing"? :shocking::shocking:

Arwen 03-07-2010 01:05 AM
OMG, we should so stick that in the freezer and make an ice.....thing. :|

Arwen 03-07-2010 01:33 AM
If I strap this on, it tells me my heart rate?

Arwen 03-07-2010 01:36 AM
OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop.

Medusa 03-07-2010 01:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Arwen (Post 62187)
OOOH! I can check my heart rate when I poop.
Just to clarify: that was NOT me.

AtLast 03-07-2010 02:29 AM
You (me) are totally neurotic! :thud:

:eating: Last time I invite her over for dinner!

Arwen 03-08-2010 12:27 AM
Are you two talking about renting a femme?

always2late 03-08-2010 12:41 AM
"Well, isn't that the cat calling the peddle black!"

Medusa 03-08-2010 01:43 AM
"Dear GOD, it's a 'Billy the Exterminator' marathon!"

Thinker 03-08-2010 09:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa (Post 62189)
Just to clarify: that was NOT me.
For some reason, my first thought was Jack.

*shrug*

Just_G 03-08-2010 10:50 AM
"Dude, you are totally on my top 5 do-able list.....well, if I was into butches and shit". :boink:

torchiegirl 03-08-2010 11:48 AM
just funny
 
"They fumble with that thing form the time they are born until the day they die, they just can't help it".

~Grandma~

Julien 04-18-2010 05:47 PM
"Whatever" a dismissive phrase and I can't stand hearing it.:censor:

Gemme 04-18-2010 05:51 PM
"Okay, he's really cute and I like him and everything, but I don't have to tell him I'm still married, do I? He could be The One!"

:blink:

:wtf:

Rockinonahigh 04-18-2010 06:06 PM
I over herd a young butch sayin while at the local sex toy store to another young pup...I wonder how long I should get this thingamajig.Thought I thought I would choke on my bubble gum.

Mister Bent 04-18-2010 06:10 PM
this seems like a good place for a long standing favorite
 
"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."

TickledPink 04-18-2010 06:23 PM
Dial-a-Dom :superfunny:

Gemme 04-18-2010 07:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister Bent (Post 87724)
"Glitter is the herpes of crafts."
That's so 2007. :blink:

Try: "Glitter is the H1N1 of crafts."

torchiegirl 04-19-2010 06:07 AM
"they take that thing in their hand, and boy, they're gonna rule the world"

~Gramma~
(at 92, she just kinda throws it out there)


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