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Jesse · 08-05-2015, 06:23 PM

You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.

You are proud of your lawnmower!

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

08-05-2015, 06:23 PM	#818
Jesse Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Transguy Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Central West Coast of Florida Posts: 5,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,866 Thanked 17,782 Times in 3,940 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	A few I found online... You wake up looking like your drivers license picture. You are proud of your lawnmower! You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals. __________________ “You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”