1. I put green olives inside my grilled cheese sandwiches.
2. If I don't ingest a significant amount of Diet Coke in the morning, we're going to have issues.
3. My new office is embarassingly large.
4. I've lost every pair of cufflinks I have ever owned.
5. For as much as I love sports, NBA games bore me to death. I just can't watch them.
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