Flamingos get their pink color from the shrimp they eat. The more shrimp they eat the deeper pink they become.
Dumb Florida Laws
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.---guess that limits my outings dammit
The molestation of trash cans is banned
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