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Originally Posted by scootebaby
Dumb Florida Laws
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.---guess that limits my outings dammit
The molestation of trash cans is banned
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Dumb New York Laws:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM.