05-08-2010, 01:04 PM
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#112
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Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM'
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: The roads are narrow here
Posts: 36,631
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puregrrl
According to a cell phone industry study, one in five people will interrupt sex to respond to a text message.
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Not me. 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JustJo
I enjoyed these so much I had to counter with some... Dumb New York Laws:
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. No wonder I'm broke.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 PM. |
Kinda defeats the purpose of the sleeper if you can't wear them at night.
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