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Blade · 05-08-2010, 01:56 PM

Dad: What kind of snake is black and has yellow designs on it. Or he might of been brown with yellow. I don't remember I didn't stick around and talk to him.

Me: A king snake

Dad: Do we have those around here?

Me: Yep

Dad: Well I was diggin my tomato holes and planted one tomato and went in the house to get a drink. When I came back out and bent down to plant another tomato, that damn snake came out of another empty hole I had dug right toward me and...

Me: Dad ya probably scared the life outa that snake

Dad: ....and I dumped a whole bucket of dirt on top of him and ran down to the shed to get the hoe.

Me: Dad ya don't kill king snakes, if ya have king snakes ya don't have poison snakes.

Dad: Well I cussed every word I knew and then made up some on the way to the shed and when I got back he was gone.

Me: DUH! after ya dumped a bucket of dirt on him did you think he was gonna stick around and wait on ya.

Mom: you better not kill my king snakes or the black snakes either

Dad: Well I can't do nothin right I was tryin to plant you some tomatoes.

Mom: Well plant them where there aren't any snakes

Me:
I love them but I swear they wear me out........ LOL

05-08-2010, 01:56 PM	#971
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,413 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Dad: What kind of snake is black and has yellow designs on it. Or he might of been brown with yellow. I don't remember I didn't stick around and talk to him. Me: A king snake Dad: Do we have those around here? Me: Yep Dad: Well I was diggin my tomato holes and planted one tomato and went in the house to get a drink. When I came back out and bent down to plant another tomato, that damn snake came out of another empty hole I had dug right toward me and... Me: Dad ya probably scared the life outa that snake Dad: ....and I dumped a whole bucket of dirt on top of him and ran down to the shed to get the hoe. Me: Dad ya don't kill king snakes, if ya have king snakes ya don't have poison snakes. Dad: Well I cussed every word I knew and then made up some on the way to the shed and when I got back he was gone. Me: DUH! after ya dumped a bucket of dirt on him did you think he was gonna stick around and wait on ya. Mom: you better not kill my king snakes or the black snakes either Dad: Well I can't do nothin right I was tryin to plant you some tomatoes. Mom: Well plant them where there aren't any snakes Me: I love them but I swear they wear me out........ LOL