Wrang1er, you're a true humanitarian. Thank you, lol.
Gemme,
Frankly, I didn't really have much faith in the structural integrity of the safety pin, anyway....

vs.
lol, in all honesty it wasn't
that noticeably inappropriate or I would have run home - I live nearby.
Glad everyone got a good chuckle out of my adventure; this is just another day in the life of me, lol.