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How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy
Preferred Pronoun?: She
Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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The really fussy, obsessive, pushy, "better than thou", snoot-in-the-air neighbor woman tossing those really annoying "free" newspapers (a.k.a. JUNK MAIL) up into my law or other stairway because she saw me ignore it laying next to the lower staircase. Everybody - but her - hates to get these annoying weekly papers.... they are just a waste of trees, ink, landfills and time. There's NEVER anything good in them... they are just a recap from the daily newspapers. Plus, every time it rains hard and they deliver at o-dark-thirty...they get washed down the hills and clog up the drains. Frequently, this obsessive woman - the same one that cleaned the ROAD with oven cleaner because someone's car left an oil mark in front of her house - has told me as I walked to my car "don't you see that paper laying there? It's free ya know?"... I generally say " Thank you, I'll get it when I get back home." The ONLY thing I use them for is the plastic bag to clean up dog poop!! After I leave, she ALWAYS tosses it further up into my yard or stairs. If she's SOOOOO concerned about free newspapers, why doesn't she take and use them?
GEEEEE WIZ WILLY WONKERS!!! I can't wait to get out of here!!! (maybe I should save all these papers until moving day and distribute them accordingly when I go to pull the truck out?)
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