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Old 12-05-2015, 07:11 PM   #682
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Originally Posted by Contessa View Post
So I'm in wal-mart enoying a little Christmas shopping..when I hear a whirring noise getting close really FAST..i look just in time to see a woman at least twice my size in a metal electric cart going full speed..just about to SLAM into me. I have just enough time to hold up my hand in the "stop" position and say "NOOOOOOO!!!!' She slams right into me at full speed and pins me against the metal shelving. She nervously fumbles and tries to back up and instead goes forward and squashes me MORE into the metal shelving. I cannot breathe and the PAIN!!! ODG!! I scream "Get OFFF OF MEE!!!!" Finally, she gets it backed off of me and claims it malfunctioned as the handles fell off the dang thing..I have to chuckle at this scenario now..But it wasn't too funny at the time. LOL
I am sorry that you were hurt but your story made my laugh and laugh.
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