Me- on a ladder. Repairing a riser.
New housekeeper- Blaze? Where is the plug for the soap dispenser?
Me- ahh well, it uses a battery..
Her- What kind?
Me- A 9 volt.
Her- looking puzzled at me.
Me- What?
Her- How the hell do you put a car battery in that little thing ¿????¿
Me- I had hold on to the riser to keep from falling, I was chuckling so hard.