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Enchantress · 05-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Setting the scene:

Early, Monday morning.

Me: Guest bedroom in a twin bed (at my parents)

Me: Rolling over to get comfortable (blissfully sleepy)

The mattress: Not completely centered on the bed. 4 or so inches hanging over the edge of the box spring (unbeknownst to me).

Me: suddenly falling (on my back) slowly as the mattress wedges itself on one side between the bed and me and the closet on the other side.

Me: Panic begins to saturate my being as pillows topple onto me posing possible suffocation issues.

Me: thinking "I'm falling and I can't get up"

Me: wrestling desperately with the top heavy mattress in the hopes of making my way to safety.

Me: Finally finding an *out*

My dog: Staring at me from the other twin bed across the room with a WTF look on her face and utter shock.

Me: Thinking, seriously?

The rest of the morning and day continued on in such a vein. Jealous aren't you?

Uh huh.

05-11-2010, 06:46 PM	#1952
Enchantress Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A complex confection. Preferred Pronoun?: Miss Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The land of milk and honey. Posts: 2,169 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 741 Thanked 3,420 Times in 1,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	What a way to wake up... Setting the scene: Early, Monday morning. Me: Guest bedroom in a twin bed (at my parents) Me: Rolling over to get comfortable (blissfully sleepy) The mattress: Not completely centered on the bed. 4 or so inches hanging over the edge of the box spring (unbeknownst to me). Me: suddenly falling (on my back) slowly as the mattress wedges itself on one side between the bed and me and the closet on the other side. Me: Panic begins to saturate my being as pillows topple onto me posing possible suffocation issues. Me: thinking "I'm falling and I can't get up" Me: wrestling desperately with the top heavy mattress in the hopes of making my way to safety. Me: Finally finding an out My dog: Staring at me from the other twin bed across the room with a WTF look on her face and utter shock. Me: Thinking, seriously? The rest of the morning and day continued on in such a vein. Jealous aren't you? Uh huh.