<Gemme sneezing post>
Back in the day, when Mr. Potato

was living with his sister, one would sneeze, and then the other would sneeze, and then the first would sneeze, repeat.
Now, Mr. Potato sneezes, then I fake sneeze, then he sneezes, repeat.
This actually happened today, minutes before I hit the elipitical, and then he hit the treadmill (I only have one inside extension cord).
Mr Potato

18 minutes, .9 miles per hour.
Mr. DapperButch, 30 minutes, 400 calories burned.
Two bachelors, but happy.