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Practically Lives Here
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"I" and "we"
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Very good. Thank you for asking.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
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People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart.
Real Estate Speak:
"Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ).
"View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars).
"Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows).
"Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot")
"If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator).
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