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Gemme · 03-26-2016, 05:05 AM

Okay, I've been dreaming like crazy lately but they've gone POOF! before I can even try to dissect them and figure them out.

Until now.

Sooo....apparently, I'm walking around a world style food market with a cranky, old woman and she's being all negative nelly and actually does the wicked witch hand movement (hand raised palm forward with fingers clenched in a bit...think Wizard of Oz and "I'll get you, my pretty!"...) so I finally have enough and I ditch her but then I find new, happier people to hang with at this market.

Want to wager a guess?

Because I never would have guessed it myself.

Ryan Seacrest.

And some mysterious cool chick.

We're hanging out and Ryan gives me his phone to enter my number in but I can't see. The screen's too dark and it's a flip top from the 90s in a leather case/condom. He won't help me but he doesn't take his phone back either. The alarm went off when we were walking down an aisle with fruits and Ryan hopped up onto a display.

I woke groggy and discombobulated.

Before the world market thing, I was in the same place but there were rows of chairs lined up and people were watching a movie or premier or something. That part's really fuzzy, not that Ryan Seacrest planting his scrawny butt on some mangoes gives me clarity either.

03-26-2016, 05:05 AM	#153
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,933 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Okay, I've been dreaming like crazy lately but they've gone POOF! before I can even try to dissect them and figure them out. Until now. Sooo....apparently, I'm walking around a world style food market with a cranky, old woman and she's being all negative nelly and actually does the wicked witch hand movement (hand raised palm forward with fingers clenched in a bit...think Wizard of Oz and "I'll get you, my pretty!"...) so I finally have enough and I ditch her but then I find new, happier people to hang with at this market. Want to wager a guess? Because I never would have guessed it myself. Ryan Seacrest. And some mysterious cool chick. We're hanging out and Ryan gives me his phone to enter my number in but I can't see. The screen's too dark and it's a flip top from the 90s in a leather case/condom. He won't help me but he doesn't take his phone back either. The alarm went off when we were walking down an aisle with fruits and Ryan hopped up onto a display. I woke groggy and discombobulated. Before the world market thing, I was in the same place but there were rows of chairs lined up and people were watching a movie or premier or something. That part's really fuzzy, not that Ryan Seacrest planting his scrawny butt on some mangoes gives me clarity either. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.