10 Jokes for people who are well read or intellectually, deliciously tweaked.
1.What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
2. Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.
4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
5. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of grant funding.
6. Your mom is so mean, she has no standard deviation.
7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" asks the bartender. "Nein," just one.
8. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of a sudden the phone rings. Pavloc gasps, "I forgot to feed the dogs!"
9. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
10. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
