I need to sleep which is why I am wide awake. I have a deadline tomorrow. I hate deadlines.
I need to buy a lottery ticket because I need to win the lottery tomorrow. Then I will not have deadlines or the anxiety associated with deadlines.
I need a snack but I don't want to get dressed and go upstairs and pillage for food, causing the beagle to wake up and howl, to go outside and turn around to come inside, to get a treat. I'll just swallow a bunch of air instead. Mmmm. Air.
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