While skimming over facebook, I realized my Mom had posted some things on FB that were way out of character for her. Later while I was visiting her, I told her I was gonna take her FB priviledges away from her if she continued to post ugly stuff.
She said she hadn't posted anything ugly. I said Mom when you post a picture sometimes it will post everything on the page you lifted it from. So she says right sassy, well what did it say that was so ugly. I said, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING, or WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN....not wtf really the words.
ROFL, her eyes got big and her mouth flew open and on facebook she went looking for her posts. Then of course she didn't know how to get them off, I deleted them for her.
After all the excitement she says I hope my cousin (minister) didn't see that he will be calling you to come check on me...Then she said well actually I hope nobody that knows me saw those posts. DUH...Mom have we ever met before?
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