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Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality
Join Date: Mar 2010
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After years and years of sub par garden hoses, that I have spent a collective fortune on, I have finally purchased... (insert fanfare here) a Craftsman rubber 50 foot garden hose (actually 4 of them) . It was less expensive than 3 seasons worth of cheap hoses.
I live in Gulf Coast Texas and, not being a native, have had a pretty sharp learning curve about what the heat and humidity can do to everything (not to be underestimated in the way it is a shockingly volatile catalyst of entropy)
These hoses are guaranteed for life, I'll be happy if I get 5 or 6 seasons out of them; after that its gravy.
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"I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction. "
Ayn Rand, Anthem
"So you'll die happily for your sins. You'd rather die in guilt then live in love?" Timothy Leary
Last edited by Venus007; 07-01-2016 at 06:33 PM.
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