[*Magic_and_Silk*]

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy

I am wearing a tan, linen suit, light blue v-neck long sleeve shirt, brown belt, brown shoes. Notice, if you will, that I put tan, linen in bold as I would like to emphasize this as I share with you that a Coca-Cola bottle ruptured and poured down my left pant leg soaking my trousers and then covered primarily my stomach area of my shirt. While in the men's room (because I will use any restroom where I feel I won't get the snot kick out of me), huddled under the hand blower drying said trousers, I thought to myself....

Yeah. Good times.

And now I am wearing a stained, beyond wrinkled, tan, linen suit with a belly stain on blue shirt.

Handsomely dressed and suave, aren't I?

Oh, but I still smell good. That must count for something, right? ha!

At first, I thought *DROOL*!!! Then, as I read on, I thought, 'that is just adorable!'.
Yeah, I am kinda strange.