Day 147 of "professional work attire":
Today is black and white window-pane pattern skinny jeans, a high-low sheer tuxedo top, black faux snakeskin heels that give me about 4 extra inches in height, and about a bazillion sparkly bangles.
I have a basic black suit jacket in my office to throw on when I meet with clients this afternoon. Seems like i could throw a black jacket on over an ice-cream printed onesie and it transforms it to "more acceptable".
We shall see