While watching Wheel of Fortune, which we normally never watch. The contestants were introducing themselves, each one say something like, "I've been married to my wonderful husband for blah blah blah"
About this time my roomie says, you never hear them say, I've been married to a dick head for however long. Are all their spouses really that wonderful.
I about choked on my taco salad
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Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce?
The best way to predict the future, is to create it.
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