Armchair warriors - Yep, yep you know all about it - storming the beaches of Normandy and so much military strategy more. This because back in 1969 you burned your draft notice, and fled to Canada to smoke copious amounts of pot. Then after the war returned home to sit on your duff, twiddle your thumbs, smoke your pipe and play erudite philosopher. Telling everyone who cared to listen (and even more who didn't) all about how everybody from the American Revolution on up could have, should have served their country better, by going to war and fighting harder, longer, stronger, smarter, and ever so much more fearlessly better in battle than you yourself when given the opportunity and deciding to pass did not. Blah, blah, blah bitty, blah... And I'll be enraptured listening to you speak on the intricacies/contingencies/strategies of war when -