Timed Out
How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010
Preferred Pronoun?: She.
Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000)
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Atascadero, CA
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Let's pretend I'm the second post shall we?
I have no good TMI related to the pee. Dammit.
I did once fake fellatio on a big stick popsicle and it broke off in my throat. Like three or four inches of it. Everyone stared blankly while I choked to death.
Then I drank some hot tap water until it shrank enough to swallow.
I have been afraid of big sticks ever since.
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