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AWESOME! I love drinking-TMI.
So NYE many many moons ago, I was a very classy lady and double fisting a bottle of vodka and a bottle of creme de cacao. Cuz actually mixing the drinks would have been -way- to complicated at that juncture, if you get my meaning.
Anyway. My friends and I left the house we were partying at and headed for a bar. We hadn't been at the bar 10 minutes when I felt the need to throw up. Instead of going to the bathroom to do it like a good girl, I picked up an empty pintglass off of someones table, filled it with vomit, placed it back on the table, and kept walking like nothing had happened.
Keep it classy, Potty.
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