[Tucker]

One night while going home from karaoke I was so drunk that when the DD flipped around in front of my house to drop me off. Another drunk in the back seat claimed I was going to puke. She opened the door and I fell out under the car.
The next day while sitting on the toilet I wondered why I was naked, and had road rash on my knees, and puke in my hair. Figured I just crawled in the house.
Then I noticed the road rash on my arms. Man I really crawled in the house.
Next, I noticed that my face was road rash, my glasses were still on my face and broken AND My ear was bent the wrong way. What the fuck happened?

I asked said DD what happened? She stated that I tried to die on the ground when I fell out, prayed that the police would find me and shoot me. And they had to carry me in, get the puke off and dumped me in the bed naked.

Not something I was surprised at.

P.s. It was the weekend and I couldn't get into the eye doc. So I had to tape up my glasses.