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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Transguy
Preferred Pronoun?:
He
Relationship Status:
single
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Central West Coast of Florida
Posts: 5,204
Thanks: 34,866
Thanked 17,784 Times in 3,940 Posts
Rep Power: 21474857
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What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door.
Close the door I am dressing!
Why did Mozart kill his chicken?
Because it kept saying "Bach, bach, bach.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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