- Batted wrapping paper around
- Cried to go out umpteen times
- Changed mind each time door was opened revealing - still snow out there
- Ate healthy food
- Ate some more healthy food
- Still begged for cat treats
- Slept in new cat perch condo/hangout Santa brought
- Chased new catnip ball Santa brought around and around
- Exhausted zonked out on new garish Christmas print fleecy throw
- Chased tail
- Perched statue still, like a gargoyle, peering down on mere pissant mortals below from high places
- Shredded old scratching post a bit
- Shredded new scratching post more
- Head butted slave for letting the keyboard have all her attention
- As soon as relenting, slave paused to give full attention, ran away and ignored slave until slave got busy involved engrossed in typing again. Then came over to investigate, interfere and head butt some more. When slave again paused ran away. Repeated ad nauseam/seemingly world without end amen
- Batted some dice onto the floor and swatted them around with his paw till they disappeared under the stove - Viva Las Vegas!
And to think according to kitty time, the night's still young.