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Originally Posted by JDeere
This made me giggle, do tell what the proper way to is?
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Well, we went back and forth about it and finally decided to "scratch an itch" mind you, you should thoroughly scratch the precise location of said itch, then go up to the shoulders and scratch the shoulders with open fingers and nails across the top, gently but firm enough, then as you return, you take the next layer of skin and scratch that all the way across and go back abd forth with it until you get to the low back. We call it "scratching in layers". Lol!
Then you go back up to the original shoulder and scratch in the same manner but vertically all the way over the entire back again this time shoulder to low back then up again, then down until fully satiated. This way, an itch that runs will not bother you again. And the recipient of the scratching will (hopefully) not bother you for scratching again anytime soon...Lmbo!
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