01-01-2017, 11:00 AM
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#21121
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Infamous Member
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Lesbian non-stone femme
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She, her
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Committed to being good to myself
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: West Coast
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Originally Posted by A. Spectre
Okay, I admit this story cracked me up. 
This is a gift … to the internet.
Shelby Donovan, an 18-year-old from New Orleans, Louisiana, was shocked when she opened a present from her mother in front of her entire family on Christmas.
“I kind of just stared at it for a really long time, trying to come up with anything else it could be besides a sex toy,” Donovan told The Huffington Post. “Because who wants to say that in front of their family? NO ONE.”
The gift she is referring to is this:
Naturally, her entire family began giggling as soon as she revealed the gift.
“My mom realized why we were laughing, so she says, ‘What? Do you actually think I would get you a dildo for Christmas?’” Donovan said.
It turns out the teen made the “horrible mistake” of opening and holding the gift upside down.
And it’s actually a cup holder.
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I would say that it is two, two gifts in one!
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