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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much
Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme.
Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
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Sometimes I intentionally fuck with song lyrics when other people are listening. Today it was listening to "Benny and the Jets" and I wailed the following to my team:
"She's got ELECTRIC BOOBS
a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazeee-heeennnnn"
And then I put up my trigger fingers to my chest and made little "pew pew pewwwww" sounds like I was firing on them.
One woman on my team straight up snorted a stream of Diet Mountain Dew across the conference table and THAT was what cracked me up today.
DEW-GEYSER!
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